Glenn Danzig shopping for a Mother's Day card
Glenn Danzig stepping in dog shit on the street, then getting into his car, and realizing it when it's too late
Glenn Danzig taking up 2 seats on the train
Glenn Danzig putting out a bowl of andes mints for guests
Glenn Danzig over prunes his hedges.
Glenn Danzig rearranges his furniture for a dinner party to promote conversation and no one notices.
Glenn Danzig runs out of hair product
Glenn Danzig washes his car and it rains.
Glenn Danzig bags his own groceries and puts the milk on top of the eggs
Glenn Danzig turns on the radio, and every station is playing Adele and he LOVES it
Glenn Danzig searching his grocer's freezer for the milk that won't go bad for a month.
Glenn Danzig listening to Gordon Lightfoot while he builds himself a rocking chair
Glenn Danzig crying when Bambi's mom dies.
Glenn Danzig NOT laughing when that guy hits the propeller in Titanic.
Glenn Danzig waiting for assistance from a store clerk at a self check-out line at the grocery store
Glenn Danzig re-vacuuming his living room because of the lines.
Glenn Danzig enjoying some tea and a Jane Austen book.
Glenn Danzig volunteering as the activities coordinator at a nursing home
Glenn Danzig disappointed he didn't get a job as a greeter at Wal-Mart
Glenn Danzig has something between his teeth and nobody tells him... he notices later that day when he goes to the bathroom ..is then angry because he feels he smiled extra that day
Glenn Danzig getting choked up because of a Publix holiday commercial
Glenn Danzig hears Sarah MClaughlin come on the tv from the other room and runs in screaming NO NO NO NO and changes the channel.
Glenn Danzig walking down a busy sidewalk ... realizes he's going the wrong way, and does the "check my watch or phone, so people don't think I'm a weirdo when I turn around and start walking the other way"
Glenn Danzig antiquing in Vermont.
Glenn Danzig going apple picking and being really satisfied about it.
Glenn Danzig tying his boots, notices one lace is waaay longer than the other and decides to just not get out of bed.
Glenn Danzig put's on a paisely button down, smiles, sighs, takes it off and puts on a black t-shirt.
Glenn Danzig wearing nylon basket ball shorts and an old t-shirt from a beer promotion thing..because it's laundry day
Glenn Danzig only finding one flipflop on beach day
Glenn Danzig getting duped by one of those fake $100 dollar bills that ends up being a religious thing
Glenn Danzig doesn't have room at the chinese buffet for ice cream because he filled up on shrimp.
Glenn Danzig getting mad at a sushi restaurant because he can't use the chopsticks
Glenn Danzig not being tall enough to ride a rollercoaster Subsequently makes a wish to be big at a gypsy fortune telling machine
Glenn Danzig forgetting to add the fabric softener
Glenn Danzig smacking his lips and saying "AHH!" after every sip.
Glenn Danzig trying to get a squirrel to come to him
Glenn Danzig giving himself a pep talk in the mirror before getting a shot at the doctor
Glenn Danzig getting swarmed by butterflies
Glenn Danzig walks into a spider web...freaks out
Glenn Danzig and Tom Cruise meet each says "I thought you'd be taller"
Glenn Danzig meets DMX... secretly glad he's taller adds his name to the "List of People That I am Taller Than"
Glenn Danzig squeezing avocados at the grocery store and getting visibly frustrated that they're all too hard.
Glenn Danzig triumphant that he sang along with "We Didn't Start The Fire" and got all the words right
Glenn Danzig humming along with Kenny G in an elevator
Glenn Danzig counting chews on each side of his mouth before swallowing.
Glenn Danzig embarrassingly walking to the counter after the airline ticket agent calls for "GLENN DANCING" over the intercom.
Glenn Danzig making a Mama Celeste French Bread Pizza for one and watching Lifetime.
Glenn Danzig tries to play "Bloody Mary" in the bathroom mirror..gets scared and turns on the light before he says it for the third time
Glenn Danzig walking down the hallway to his bedroom at night..gets scared that something is following him...runs the rest of the way
Glenn Danzig makes little hats for cats and sells them at the flea market.
Glenn Danzig asks for Splenda
Glenn Danzig eats grapefruit without squirting himself, considers it a moral victory.
Glenn Danzig having to explain to a friend at breakfast that he can't have citrus just yet, because he just brushed his teeth
Glenn Danzig swimming with a t-shirt on
Glenn Danzig's shower curtain isn't on right and his bathmat is all wet.
Glenn Danzig giving himself a shampoo mohawk in the shower
Glenn Danzig is out first in dodgeball.
Glenn Danzig getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth.
Glenn Danzig burning the roof of his mouth on frozen pizza, can't stop tonguing the little flaps of skin.
Glenn Danzig drops ice-cream cone on first lick.
Glenn Danzig makes his dad watch him dive. He jumps in feet first.
Glenn Danzig leaves his shopping list on the fridge.
Glenn Danzig can't find his sunglasses, on his head the whole time.
Glenn Danzig's souffle deflates.
Glenn Danzig getting deodorant on his shirt.. is already running late
Glenn Danzig can't get the soda machine to accept his wrinkly dollar.
Glenn Danzig remembers why he doesn't like salt-water taffy.
Glenn Danzig takes a bite from a cheeseburger and gets mustard on his shirt.
Glenn Danzig holding his breath when he drives past a cemetary.
Glenn Danzig getting frustrated when he dies in Ninja Gaiden
Glenn Danzig admitting he has never seen The Godfather.
Glenn Danzig deciding to be polite by holding a door for somebody who is too far away for it to make sense
Glenn Danzig makes ALL of the forever alone posts on the internet.
Glenn Danzig discovers an internet meme 6 months after it's funny
Glenn Danzig gets embarrassed and coughs or pretends to text on his phone while a sex scene comes on during a movie he's watching with his parents
Glenn Danzig is wearing pleated pants and has to explain he doesn't have an erection.
Glenn Danzig is busted by a female coworker while looking up "micropenis" on the internet.
Glenn Danzig is in a crowded elevator and gets a joke someone told him a long time ago.
Glenn Danzig is on a crowded bus and farts and the person sitting next to him gets blamed.
Glenn Danzig tries using an expired coupon.
Glenn Danzig accidentally spits on the face of somebody he is talking excitedly to
Glenn Danzig tries to rip a page out of a notebook and tears off a corner.
Glenn Danzig drops a coin between his seat and the console and does that little pinchy thing to try and get it.
Glenn Danzig rubbing a perfume sample from a magazine onto his wrists
Glenn Danzig tries to lean forward suddenly in the car and his seatbelt tenses
Glenn Danzig gives himself the wink and the gun in the mirror before an OkCupid date.
Glenn Danzig high fives everyone for everything.
Glenn Danzig could only watch Requiem For a Dream once
Glenn Danzig gets way too excited about having exact change in the drive thru.
Glenn Danzig gets nervous at the ATM, because there is a line forming behind him..enters his PIN in wrong too many times, and his card gets eaten
Glenn Danzig hears a noise while he is driving, takes in his car and when he is there it stops making the noise.
Glenn Danzig can't finish The Shining.
Glenn Danzig turns off Moulin Rouge 5 minutes before the end, because that way, Satine and Christian end up together and she doesn't die from tuberculosis
Glenn Danzig is at the gym and someone else has the dumbbells he was going to use, so rather than ask him for them he uses the next size up and they're too heavy but he tries anyway and strains himself badly
Glenn Danzig accidentally sends a sext to his mother
Glenn Danzig learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's Christmas Eve and Glenn Danzig can't sleep